Wednesday 10 December 2008

Gordon Saves the World

So Gordon Brown finally admitted it today in front of the whole country...

The whole reason the country's going down the pan is that he's been too busy getting up in the middle of the night (without disturbing Sarah) putting his underpants on over his pyjamas and flying off to the far flung corners of the world to put his enormous intellect to use and save the planet.

Meanwhile, back at base, the rest of us mere mortals have to put up with liking it or lumping it.

Dave dares to criticise the superhero and is threatened with detention and 100 lines of "I must pay more attention in Economics lessons"

Anyone else wish we had a cadre of professional beaurocrat 'ENArchs' as they do in France - at least we'd have some faith in the system.

I can't help thinking of the words wool, eyes and pulled.

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